1.
You will have a boyfriend that is real or fake
and you will know how to effortlessly talk about him in conversations to
discourage creepers.
2.
You will get phone numbers, hotel room numbers,
hotel keys, and my personal favorite house keys.
3.
You will have guys flirting with you like crazy
and they will ask for your number and come bill time they don’t tip. I mean
honestly if you are trying to impress me putting a big fat zero on the tip line
is def not going to help your case buddy.
4.
Ever having a good looking guy sit in your
section is super freaken rare, seriously. I thought working here it would be
hot guy central but nope! And if hot guys do come in they aren’t crazy to get
your number cuz they are hot and they know it so they don’t have to work as
hard! Lame, but super true.
5.
You will become the queen of small talk. Its
your job. There will be creepers that don’t speak at all that expect you to sit
and talk with them, so small talk is your new best friend.
6.
You will deal with jealous girlfriends. You know
who you are, you try to be the cool girlfriend that takes your boyfriend to
Hooters cuz your oh so cool with yourself then you glare at every set of boobs
that walks within ten feet of your man. And when a girl braves coming to take
your orders you hang all over him in case we didn’t notice the neon sign that
says ’TAKEN. THIS WHIPPED MAN IS TAKEN. SO BAC KTHE EFF OFF.’ Real subtle I know.
Update to girls like this: we do NOT want your man. He may be a lovely person
but you are so obviously uncomfortable here so why would we want the douche
that takes you here knowing you would hate it? Come on.
7.
You will be obsessed with sports. Okay well
maybe not, I was already obsessed with sports so I love this job even more cuz
you can sit and talk sports an watch the games with customers.
Can you wear gages?!?! 😭😭
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