“Your job is to flirt with the customers. To act like their girlfriend. To lead them on.”
Ummmm excuse the fuck out of me?! What did you say mister creep of the year?
There is this guy who comes in EVERY FUCKING DAY. Seriously. Every day. And he thinks he is all our our best friends. He complains about the losers that come in there not realizing that he is that fucking creep. He was talking to us about our “game” we play. About how we tease and lead everyone on and how its funny because he knows our game and we cant do it to him. I had enough. Here is our conversation.
Douche “You are just teases…but its okay because I understand it.”
Me “We are here to serve you food. Not to lead anyone on.”
Douche “No. Your job is to lead people on and make the guys think they stand a chance.”
Me “That is not anywhere near correct. We are here to serve you food. We are encouraged to talk to you but that is it. We do not lead you on we do not tease. We speak.”
Douche “Well that’s not what I have seen, especially since you all don’t talk to me unless I talk first. Cuz you know I know and you cant lead me on.”
Me “No…we don’t talk to you cuz you lie everyday. You come every day and all you do is follow us around and try and bribe us with money to talk with you and when the girl talks to you you say she made you mad so no tip for her.”
Douche “I have never once lied.”
Me “Oh…so you are a foreign diplomat? You do have millions of dollars? One day you say you have child and the next we ask about her and you say you have never had a kid? You own houses in 5 different countries yet you have to live in a motel until they figure your money out?”
Other Hooters Girl “Exactly! Every day you say what you think is going to impress us and when we don’t give a fuck you change your story.”
Douche “Wow see if I ever spend any money on you bitches again.”
He came in the next day. I think he is freaken mental. And before you wonder why we weren’t fired for talking to this guy like that our manager is awesome. And knows he is freaken weird. He actually laughed when the guy left and was like ‘who wants to bet he will be back in tomorrow?’ Sersiously funny shit!
Creepers crack me up! Sometimes……lol
PS. To you creepers out there that think Hooters is just a huge store of girls wanting to date you…….think again. You constantly giving her money and cheesy compliments and giving your number over and over isn’t going to work. Ever. Go to a strip club.